Any good jokes ... ?

[Andy_R]

No, just scratching the surface

Let us know if you spot anything

 

[mistyoptic]

He’ll be poring over it for ages

 

[PeteXXX]

These puns are getting cilia and cilia!

 

[MichaelW2]

These puns are getting cilia and cilia!

Derm and Derma

 

[postman]

mrs p has dry skin.The Consultant said i could help by bathing her in milk.Pasturised i asked no just

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

mrs p has dry skin.The Consultant said i could help by bathing her in milk.Pasturised i asked no just

I know a man who doesn't finish sentences

 

[newfhouse]

mrs p has dry skin.The Consultant said i could help by bathing her in milk.Pasturised i asked no just

View: https://youtu.be/LZ93u1alWdA

 

[postman]

I know a man who doesn't finish sentences

its this fire tablet its playing up.I keep having to reset it So i am looking at a,cheap chromebook from PC World.Anyway the Consultant said no just over her knees.Yes well that killed the joke after delivering the punchline twenty four hours later.

 

[tyred]

 

[ClichéGuevara]

its this fire tablet its playing up.I keep having to reset it So i am looking at a,cheap chromebook from PC World.Anyway the Consultant said no just over her knees.Yes well that killed the joke after delivering the punchline twenty four hours later.

It's a bit extreme to get a consultant to look for chromebooks, and I'm guessing the 'over the knees' comment was him suggesting a laptop?

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

and I'm guessing the 'over the knees' comment was him suggesting a laptop?

Or a spanking

 

[cyberknight]

Or a spanking

you can pay good money to use someone's lap or a spanking , depending on what your into

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[mistyoptic]