Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

Was talking to a French fella at the marina earlier who was showing me his yachts.
"This is un, this is deux, this is trois, this is quatre, this is six, this is sept... "
I asked him "What happened to five?"
"Cinq."

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

 

[postman]

bloody gale its took the felting and part of the roof off the little shed.Rain now pouring in,well it was till my lovely neighbour gave me a large waterproof covering, ta pauline

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Riding around the other day and I got a puncture outside a cafe

I think it was caused by a fork in the road

 

[Toshiba Boy]

World's worst Superhero....

 

[tyred]

 

[Dayvo]

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A $hit job(bby) but someone’s got to do it.

 

[srj10]

Diarrohea awareness week starts today.
Runs til Friday.

 

[Dayvo]

 

[PaulB]

I hope this gives you some indication of how wild the wind is out there today when I tell you that my chicken just laid the same egg three times.

 

[Sharky]

Diarrohea awareness week starts today.
Runs til Friday.

The cause of diarrhoea has been discovered in somebodies genes.


(doesn't really have the same impact when written down?)

 

[morrisman]

Diarrohea awareness week starts today.
Runs til Friday.

That's a bad spell of diarrhoea

 

[Dayvo]

I expect we can all relate to most of these.

 

[raleighnut]

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