Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

Leo Sayer once told me I look like Sam from Cheers.
He made me feel like Danson.

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[cisamcgu]

 

[craigwend]

 

[SydZ]

I thought of my 85 year old neighbour In that awful storm-force gale yesterday so I went round and asked her if she needed anything from the supermarket.
Turned out she did, so I gave her my list of the things I needed - it was pointless both of us making such a hazardous journey …

 

[tyred]

 

[Seevio]

 

[Cavalol]

If someone is pursuing you through a town centre, run into a bookies. You can give them the slip that way.

 

[tyred]

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[betty swollocks]

Half an hour ago, Amazon delivered me a pack of underpants with the London tube map on.
I've had to change twice already.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Russia

Russia who?

Give us your territory or we kill you.

 

[PaulB]

If someone is pursuing you through a town centre, run into a bookies. You can give them the slip that way.

That's inappropriate because a friend of mine died in a bookies just last week so I hope you're proud of yourself!

He was just standing there when a fixture containing all the betting slips just collapsed on him leaving him pinned to the floor and unable to breathe. The ambulance was called and of course they tried to give some type of resuscitation but the odds were stacked against him.