Any good jokes ... ?

[Seevio]

 

[Alex321]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atoZRAfplec

Though I did laugh, quite a bit, that is actually a brilliant advert!

 

[PaulSB]

 

[tyred]

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

It's quite possible that I posted this in the wrong thread...

@Arjimlad fell straight into your dastardly trap

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Cavalol]

I was walking past a pet shop. A sign in the shop said, ‘Pedigree Netherlands cats for sale.’
I didn’t believe they were from the Netherlands so I went in and asked the assistant “How Dutch is that moggie in the window?”

 

[Cavalol]

I've recently joined a nudist colony. The first week was the hardest.

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

 

[Dave7]

Sean Connery met his wife in a public toilets and was heard to say it was love at first shite.

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[tyred]

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That just proves that I have the skills and knowledge to be an aircraft mechanic

 

[Ming the Merciless]

The dog just swallowed my mobile. But if I hold the dog close to my ear I can still use the phone. It’s a golden receiver