Any good jokes ... ?

[DaveReading]

Tried to get this guys attention for ten minutes today but he just ignored me.

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Was that because he's driving a BMW ?

 

[tyred]

 

[PaulB]

After 25 years I have had to get rid of my ventriloquist dummy as it is broken and beyond repair.
It came like a golt out of the glue.

 

[betty swollocks]

I've just been arrested at my local Tescos.

 

[Bike Tyson]

Was that because he's driving a BMW ?

 

[Smokin Joe]

 

[craigwend]

 

[raleighnut]

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Only to find 2 Coachloads of Welshmen inside, singing

 

[srj10]

Little known fact, French artist Toulose Lautrec was the first person to install two toilets in a house.

 

[tyred]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[raleighnut]

Little known fact, French artist Toulose Lautrec was the first person to install two toilets in a house.

Instead of most Frenchmen who just pi** in the street

 

[morrisman]

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Soz

Not for everyone they don't

 

[Chris S]

 

[Nibor]

Not for everyone they don't

That's why I said soz 👍