Any good jokes ... ?

[Archie_tect]

Are they really selling leather boots with the toecaps cut off??

 

[MichaelW2]

..

Are they really selling leather boots with the toecaps cut off??

It is all the fashion in Old London Town, I'm told.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

I thought it was illegal to measure distance cycled in anything other than kilometres???

And it is also normal to measure temperature in winter in Degrees C (e.g. it's -2 out there - rather than 28)
and temperature in summer in Degrees F - i.e. it 80degrees - instead of 27

 

[PeteXXX]

Are they really selling leather boots with the toecaps cut off??

It's so your fingers can get some air while you're trying them on!

 

[Archie_tect]

..
It is all the fashion in Old London Town, I'm told.

They'll do anything to save materials and still charge silly prices in that there London.

 

[Seevio]

ME: l need another pokey thing for the map to plan the ambush.
SOLDIER: You mean a tack?
ME: Yeah, but like, by surprise.

 

[Dayvo]

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[swee'pea99]

I used to be a postman, or as I told everyone else, a communications facilitator.

At the pool where I swim, today:

Oh, that's what a lifeguard is.

 

[Cavalol]

At the pool where I swim, today:


Oh, that's what a lifeguard is.

How times have changed. The last 'recreation assistant' I encountered was on a street corner near a London railway station.

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[Dayvo]