Any good jokes ... ?

[PeteXXX]

 

[ClichéGuevara]

 

[PaulB]

We've been trying to contact our uncle in the afterlife. He used to be a window cleaner so we've resorted to using a squeegee board.

 

[Cavalol]

I saw Worzel Gummidge crying the other day. I asked him what was wrong.
"I hate my name," he whimpered. "I wish I could shorten it to something cooler."
"Don't worry, " I said. "It could be Worz."

 

[tyred]

 

[cisamcgu]

 

[JtB]

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Yeah, and ghosts too

 

[Chromatic]

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Someone is going to have to explain that one to me.

 

[tyred]

 

[Teamfixed]

I bet none of you have ever been fired by a Vicar?

I have...

Turned out he was a Canon.

 

[Cavalol]

Bought my wife a slinky new dress. She looked amazing coming down the stairs.

 

[PeteXXX]

Bought my wife a slinky new dress. She looked amazing coming down the stairs.

I can't get that thought out of my head 😂

 

[PeteXXX]

What's another word for constipation that begins with N and ends with N and has 15 letters?

Spoiler

NNNnnNNNNNNNnnn

 

[tyred]

 

[mistyoptic]