Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

 

[Cavalol]

Monica Lewinsky is 48 today - don't they grow up so fast?
Seems like just yesterday, she was crawling around The White House on her hands and knees.

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[Buck]

 

[tribanjules]

So the Olympic Games are only two days old and we're already bored of athletes going on about how hard they’ve worked, all the effort they’ve put in, the sacrifices they’ve made etc...

What do they want, a f*****g medal?? 🤣

 

[Smokin Joe]

I remember at the 2012 Olympics meeting a guy who was about 6' 6" tall.

"Are you a pole vaulter?", I asked.

"No", he replied, "I'm German, but how did you know my name was Walter?"

 

[Smokin Joe]

At the last Winter Olympics the Irish toboggan team refuse to take part because the run hadn't been gritted.

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Andy_R]

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That's enough sun for one day I reckon.

Leg pains?

 

[PeteXXX]

Leg pains?

I see what you've done there.. 👍

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Seevio]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[PaulB]

The lifting of restrictions last week meant the pubs round our way were very busy last night so I went in my local dressed as a tennis ball. I got served straight away.