wheresthetorch
Dreaming of Celeste
- Location
- West Sussex
Any good jokes ... ?
- Thread starter cisamcgu
- Start date
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I can see the Express getting behind this idea.
Best laugh-out-loud since the one about crocodiles in the orchestra :-)
JtB
Prepare a way for the Lord
- Location
- North Hampshire
ClichéGuevara
Legendary Member
- Location
- Kingston upon the River Hull
JtB
Prepare a way for the Lord
- Location
- North Hampshire
ClichéGuevara
Legendary Member
- Location
- Kingston upon the River Hull
As the holy person sayeth...
betty swollocks
large member
Cycling home the other day,
I realised I’d developed a puncture in my rear tyre.
Stopping by the side of the road I looked up to see a flock of seagulls flying past.
To my surprise one of them parted company with the rest, flew down and perched on my top tube.
“Hello,” greeted the young bird, “Looks like you could do with some assistance. May I help?”
I gratefully accepted his offer and between us we made good the repair.
During this time he told me of his life.
How, during a terrible storm, he has lost both parents and was now an orphan.
I explained to him that I worked as a volunteer at the local bird sanctuary and that, coincidentally, there was a female bird of the same species who’d recently fledged her chicks and was looking for a young bird to foster. I said I could put him in touch with her if he liked.
“Would you really do that for me?”
he asked.
“Why of course” I replied. “After all, one good tern deserves a mother.”
I realised I’d developed a puncture in my rear tyre.
Stopping by the side of the road I looked up to see a flock of seagulls flying past.
To my surprise one of them parted company with the rest, flew down and perched on my top tube.
“Hello,” greeted the young bird, “Looks like you could do with some assistance. May I help?”
I gratefully accepted his offer and between us we made good the repair.
During this time he told me of his life.
How, during a terrible storm, he has lost both parents and was now an orphan.
I explained to him that I worked as a volunteer at the local bird sanctuary and that, coincidentally, there was a female bird of the same species who’d recently fledged her chicks and was looking for a young bird to foster. I said I could put him in touch with her if he liked.
“Would you really do that for me?”
he asked.
“Why of course” I replied. “After all, one good tern deserves a mother.”
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
Chris S
Legendary Member
- Location
- Birmingham
stoatsngroats
Legendary Member
- Location
- South East
roadrash
cycle chatterer
- Location
- sitting on the edge of wigan pier
