Any good jokes ... ?

[ClichéGuevara]

 

[JohnHughes307]

E="Faratid, post: 6407698, member: 100131"]

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Unless.you're really good mates with the poster, that was uncalled for.
Also, it is called expresso in French speaking countries fo some reason.

 

[DaveReading]

Unless you're really good mates with the poster, that was uncalled for.
Also, it is called expresso in French speaking countries for some reason.

In fact the meanings in English of the Italian adjective espresso include express, or expressed.

 

[PaulB]

Then sir, you have no taste for coffee

I went a good while back maybe summer 2019 and had lunch and it was fine, I went again a month or so ago and the coffee was masses of watery milk and very little coffee, as though they had either topped up the coffee with hot water, or made a latte using filter coffee rather than expresso.

I don't get it.

 

[PaulB]

In fact the meanings in English of the Italian adjective espresso include express, or expressed.

Or that.

 

[T4tomo]

E="Faratid, post: 6407698, member: 100131"]

Unless.you're really good mates with the poster, that was uncalled for.
Also, it is called expresso in French speaking countries fo some reason.
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He isn't, he definitely lacks class.

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Cathryn]

I posted this on the other thread, darn search engine.

A lion and a witch were carrying a wardrobe into their house.

I asked them what they were doing.

"Narnia business" they replied

 

[Moon bunny]

I have a second-hand wildebeest for sale, it has had very little use, in fact it’s just like gnu.

 

[Threevok]

Not a joke but I saw this sign on my ride today and it made me laugh. Talk about not paying attention at work!
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Men At Work - A Land Down Under ?

 

[ClichéGuevara]

I know it's not supposed to be a joke, but this seemed to be the most appropriate thread for this.


View: https://twitter.com/MayorofLondon/status/1392134314939371527

 

[craigwend]

I know it's not supposed to be a joke, but this seemed to be the most appropriate thread for this.


View: https://twitter.com/MayorofLondon/status/1392134314939371527

https://metro.co.uk/2021/05/12/new-piccadilly-circus-design-by-david-hockney-mocked-online-14568460/

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[welsh dragon]

A 3 year old boy was examining his testicles while he was having a bath.

He asked his mum if they were his brains.

His mum replied "not yet son"

 

[Cavalol]

I couldn't sleep last night , so I read the dictionary.

By 3.00am, I was past caring.