Any good jokes ... ?

[PeteXXX]

 

[Archie_tect]

I may not be clever or quick, I may not be witty or rich... sorry I've lost where I was going with this....

 

[houblon]

No. Could have. Anyway, it's a shoot joke, made several times already including a day after the event.

;-)

 

[bruce1530]

Today is International Nintendo Day.

I hope you have a Super Mar 10.

 

[Dave7]

I recently bought a new satnav. Its Bonnie Tyler's voice and it's useless.
It keeps telling me to turn around and every now and then it falls apart.

 

[Venod]

Could of.

Is it could have or could of? Occasionally, writers will mistakenly use could of when they really mean could have.

• Could have is a modal verb phrase.
• Could of is a error.

There aren’t any instances where you should find yourself using could of.

 

[Seevio]

There aren’t any instances where you should find yourself using could of.

There could of course be exceptions.

 

[Chris S]

Quick round of Uxbridge English Dictionary, anyone?
I'll go first.
Barcode (n): Lyric poem, performed by a dog

Befuddle: a tight group of cattle
Croquette: a tiny little crocodile
Dictaphone: someone you really don’t like calling
Economist: cheap fog
Falsetto: fake ice cream
Ghoulish: Hungarian stew that comes back to haunt you
Hobnob: cooking accident
Juniper: Did you bite that woman?

 

[mistyoptic]

There could of course be exceptions.

Although it ought to be "There could, of course, be exceptions" so you still can't have could of ;-)

 

[Chap sur le velo]

Faculty. What my east end neighbours shout when they've run out of PG tips.

 

[Archie_tect]

I recently bought a new satnav. Its Bonnie Tyler's voice and it's useless.
It keeps telling me to turn around and every now and then it falls apart.

At least you aren't lost in France.

 

[Tripster]

 

[Archie_tect]

There aren’t any instances where you should find yourself using could of.

One could of course.

 

[GetFatty]

Is it could have or could of? Occasionally, writers will mistakenly use could of when they really mean could have.

• Could have is a modal verb phrase.
• Could of is a error.

There aren’t any instances where you should find yourself using could of.

”Could of is a error” is an error

 

[kynikos]

”Could of is a error” is contains an error

FTFY