Any good jokes ... ?

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Andy_R

Hard of hearing..I said Herd of Herring..oh FFS..
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County Durham
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Sterlo

Early Retirement Planning
<aside> I started to read a piece about the history of the German battleship Tirpitz the other day. Gave up in the first para when it said "Tirpitz could of changed the outcome of the war". If you can't write proper Englishes, the content is invalid imo.
Not a joke, but it does annoy me, the amount of people who don't understand basic correct English. They hear could've and assume it's could of. Don't get me started on there/their/they're :cursing:
 

swee'pea99

Legendary Member
I saw a carpenter selling a set of draws that he'd made. Very nice - solid beech, great craftsmanship (craftspersonship?) but they were bloomin' drawers!
My Dad saw a sign outside a garage: Punchers Repaired
 
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