Any good jokes ... ?
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Colin Grigson
Bass guitarist - Bad News
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- Slovakia
What if you say "knickers"
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
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- Northumberland
Best wishes,
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Dayvo
just passin' through
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- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
mistyoptic
Vintage
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- A parallel reality
I fear that the vaccine conspiracy theorists may be right.
During a visit to the Park, I was looking at the map of the park, and there was a big red arrow pointing to the exact spot that I was standing.
It said, "YOU ARE HERE"
How did they know?
During a visit to the Park, I was looking at the map of the park, and there was a big red arrow pointing to the exact spot that I was standing.
It said, "YOU ARE HERE"
How did they know?
betty swollocks
large member
Joey Shabadoo
My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
My wife got really mad when I told her she had no sense of direction. She packed up her bags and right.
Dayvo
just passin' through
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- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Copied from one of our own (Hopless) on Facebook. 
Memory man
Dave the Scouser is touring America on holiday and stops in a remote bar in the hills of Nevada. He's chatting to the barman when he spies an old Indian sitting in a corner-complete with full tribal gear, long plaits and wrinkles.
"Who's he?" asks Dave.
"That's the Memory Man," says the barman.
"He knows everything. He can remember any fact. Go and try him out."
So Dave wanders over and asks: "Who won the 1965 FA Cup Final?"
"Liverpool," replies the Memory Man.
The tourist is amazed.
"Who did they beat?"
"Leeds," comes the reply.
"And the score?"
"2-1."
Dave tries something more specific.
"Who scored the winning goal?"
The Indian does not even blink:
"Ian St John."
The Liverpudlian returns home and regales his relatives and friends with his tale, and he's determined to return and pay his respects to this amazing man. Ten years later he has saved enough money and returns to America. After weeks of searching through the towns of Nevada, Dave finds the Memory Man in a cave in the mountains.
The Scouser steps forward, bows and greets the Indian in his traditional native tongue:
"How."
The Memory Man squints at him and says:
"Diving header in the six-yard box."
Dave the Scouser is touring America on holiday and stops in a remote bar in the hills of Nevada. He's chatting to the barman when he spies an old Indian sitting in a corner-complete with full tribal gear, long plaits and wrinkles.
"Who's he?" asks Dave.
"That's the Memory Man," says the barman.
"He knows everything. He can remember any fact. Go and try him out."
So Dave wanders over and asks: "Who won the 1965 FA Cup Final?"
"Liverpool," replies the Memory Man.
The tourist is amazed.
"Who did they beat?"
"Leeds," comes the reply.
"And the score?"
"2-1."
Dave tries something more specific.
"Who scored the winning goal?"
The Indian does not even blink:
"Ian St John."
The Liverpudlian returns home and regales his relatives and friends with his tale, and he's determined to return and pay his respects to this amazing man. Ten years later he has saved enough money and returns to America. After weeks of searching through the towns of Nevada, Dave finds the Memory Man in a cave in the mountains.
The Scouser steps forward, bows and greets the Indian in his traditional native tongue:
"How."
The Memory Man squints at him and says:
"Diving header in the six-yard box."
oldfatfool
Guru
Richard Skipworth knows greyhounds!
