Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

My mate just said he used to go out with a girl called Chips & Beans. I asked him why she was called Chips & Beans and he said its because she goes with anything.

 

[Cavalol]

Marine Vs Tottenham in the F.A Cup tomorrow. For those who've never heard of them, they're a sh*t club from North London.

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

Man-Flu



View: https://www.facebook.com/EmergencyServicesHumour/videos/1945180475755463

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[Venod]

 

[Cavalol]

Just realised that I haven't done the Hokey Cokey in over 10 years.


I guess when you get older, you just forget what it's all about.

 

[tyred]

 

[Andy_R]

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Back in March last year, I tried making my own hand sanitizer. Somehow, I managed to make gin and tonic - every single time!

 

[PaulB]

Tip of the Day:

Don’t use a big word when a singularly unloquacious and diminutive linguistic expression will satisfactorily accomplish the contemporary necessity.

 

[Dayvo]

 

[sheddy]

30 min of fun
https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m000qwvz

 

[Seevio]

Art teacher: Is that a bird or a plane?
Young Clark Kent: [Crumples up self portrait]

 

[roadrash]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Chris S]