Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Any good jokes ... ?
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Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
What do you call your suppositories?
GM
Legendary Member
- Location
- North of the river
B'dum TISH!
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
@raleighnut - This is a thread title in Vintage Bikes section:
Raleigh Commando crank removal
If I was better with words I’d be able to make better use of the pun and innuendo on offer, but the image looks painful.
Raleigh Commando crank removal
If I was better with words I’d be able to make better use of the pun and innuendo on offer, but the image looks painful.
Seevio
Guru
- Location
- South Glos
rikki
Legendary Member
- Location
- Limestone Coast, South Australia
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
GM
Legendary Member
- Location
- North of the river
The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon "quickie" with their 8 -year old son in the flat, was to send him out on the balcony with a Mars Bar and tell him to report on all the street activities.
Their 8-year old began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation;
'There's a car being towed from the car park,' he shouted.
'An ambulance just drove past'
'Looks like the Andersons have visitors,' he called out.
'Matt's riding a new bike!'
'Looks like the Sanders are moving!'
'Jason is on his skateboard!
After a few moments, he announced, 'Mr and Mrs Cooper are having a shag!
Startled, his mum and dad shot up in bed!
Dad cautiously called out, 'How do you know that, son?'
'Jimmy Cooper's standing on his balcony with a Mars Bar.
Their 8-year old began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation;
'There's a car being towed from the car park,' he shouted.
'An ambulance just drove past'
'Looks like the Andersons have visitors,' he called out.
'Matt's riding a new bike!'
'Looks like the Sanders are moving!'
'Jason is on his skateboard!
After a few moments, he announced, 'Mr and Mrs Cooper are having a shag!
Startled, his mum and dad shot up in bed!
Dad cautiously called out, 'How do you know that, son?'
'Jimmy Cooper's standing on his balcony with a Mars Bar.
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