Answer a question with a question.

[Leedsbusdriver]

How old are you to know that I need to be old to remember that?

Was the Titanic still afloat when you were a kid?

 

[guitarpete247]

And had Barnsley still to win the FA Cup?

 

[Oxo]

Barnsley winning thw FA Cup, what is the world coming to?

 

[Archie_tect]

It'll be Leeds United next then?

 

[Archie_tect]

Does Norman still bite you legs?

 

[Oxo]

Is Allan Clarke still sniffin' around?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

You are joking aren't you?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

No but can i do a mess on Billy Bremner?

 

[Andy_R]

Who the hell is Billy Bremner?

 

[colly]

Mrs Bremner's offspring surely?

 

[colly]

Surely he was the same size wherever he went?

 

[Oxo]

Are you conducting a scientific survey?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Are you the result of a scientific survey to cross a horse with a giraffe?

 

[Andy_R]

Or the result of an attempt to cross a road with a chicken?

 

[Oxo]

Do you spend all your time thinking about breeding?