Answer a question with a question.

[tyred]

Does anyone want a lamb chop?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Will it hurt?

 

[tyred]

Will what hurt?

 

[CopperCyclist]

What won't?

 

[perplexed]

Don't lots of watts hurt?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

I find that shocking, don't you?

 

[tyred]

What happens if you lick the terminals of a PP3 battery?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

If i told you i was an alien would it shock you?

 

[Oxo]

Are you related to Superman?

 

[Oxo]

Do you press button B?

 

[tyred]

Has the phone box been vandalised again?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Does Alan Sugar still hold his fan club meetings in a phone box?

 

[tyred]

Would a phone box not be too big for a meeting of the Alan Sugar fan club?

 

[Oxo]

How old are you to remember that?

How old are you to know that I need to be old to remember that?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Is it because he has fired all his members?