Answer a question with a question.

[Leedsbusdriver]

What's long and thin, pink in parts and goes in tarts?

 

[Archie_tect]

Have you been sitting in the sun too long?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Could you rub some factor 30 on it for me?

 

[TVC]

Is that outfit appropriate for mixed company?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Are you saying that a mankini at a funeral is inappropriate?

 

[Andy_R]

Are they dressing to the left or the right?

 

[TVC]

Why are you looking?

 

[Oxo]

Can you see what I see?

 

[Archie_tect]

Is it Barbara Hepworth?

 

[TVC]

Are you blind?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Can a blind person play Buckaroo?

 

[Archie_tect]

Where are you playing it?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Can you picture me in the bath playing Buckaroo whilst listening to radio 5 and shaving my legs?

 

[TVC]

Does it have to be Radio 5?

 

[Archie_tect]

What's Radio 5?