Answer a question with a question.

[tyred]

Why don't you get a digital watch?

 

[Archie_tect]

Do you prefer to watch your life counting out?

 

[Oxo]

Wouldn't that be going back to analogue?

 

[tyred]

Do you need to wind up a sundial or does it use batteries?

 

[Oxo]

Arn't sundials solar powered?

 

[Archie_tect]

Is it a British one or an EU one?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

How long will i have to spend out in the sun to get a sun tan like David Dickinson?

 

[tyred]

Does David Dickinson paint himself with brown hard gloss?

 

[Archie_tect]

Doesn't he do exactly what it says on the tin?

 

[tyred]

What would that be?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Any rain yet?

 

[Archie_tect]

No, pavements are now blistering.
How's the apple blossom doing?

 

[perplexed]

Doing what, algebra?

 

[Archie_tect]

[2x +1][3x -5]= ?

 

[tyred]

Is it 6x^2 -7x-5?