Answer a question with a question.

[loadz]

Black box?,Where they magic?

 

[Oxo]

Is that a trick question?

 

[tyred]

Why is there a white rabbit in my best hat?

 

[Oxo]

Has anyone seen the Queen of Hearts?

 

[tyred]

Isn't she making tarts?

 

[Oxo]

Are you sure she isn't in the garden eating bread and honey?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Pourquoi?

 

[tyred]

Has the King of Hearts called for his tarts?

 

[Oxo]

Is this thread as mad as a hatters tea party?

 

[tyred]

Do they have battenberg cake at this tea-party?

 

[Archie_tect]

Cake... could you shift up a bit?

 

[tyred]

Anyone want upside-down cake?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Are there any seconds?

 

[Oxo]

Are you having a boxing match?

 

[tyred]

Does you watch have a second hand?