Answer a question with a question.

[Toshiba Boy]

Should you drink straight from the udder?

 

[tyred]

How much does it cost to buy an old cow?

 

[Archie_tect]

A handful of beans?

 

[tyred]

Are they Heinz?

 

[Archie_tect]

Are Heinz magic?

 

[Oxo]

Why are there only 57 varieties?

 

[Oxo]

Wasn't '56 the year of the Suez Crisis?

 

[TVC]

Are you older than you look?

 

[Oxo]

Isn't beauty in the eye of the be-older?

 

[Andy_R]

What exactly is a bee-holder, and if I need one, where can I get it from?

 

[Oxo]

Have you tried a honey comb?

 

[tyred]

Can't you stick a bit of newspaper in your comb and play a tune on it?

 

[perplexed]

Is that the only thing the Daily Mail is actually any good for?

 

[tyred]

Wouldn't that cause cancer?

 

[perplexed]

The Daily Mail or the fish and chips?