Answer a question with a question.

[Leedsbusdriver]

How many balls of wool would it take to make a cardigan for an elephant?

 

[Archie_tect]

Does it need pockets?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Where would it keep it's peanuts if it didn't have pockets?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Are elephants master bakers?

 

[ianrauk]

bakers?

 

[Oxo]

Is half a loaf better than no loaf?

 

[Steve H]

What kind of flour is the loaf made from?

 

[cookiemonster]

How big do you want the loaf to be?

 

[Archie_tect]

A 2 ton loaf in a 2 ton loaf tin?

 

[Steve H]

How far would it rise?

 

[Archie_tect]

She flies like a bird in the sky, I can't let Maggie go. Remind you of anything?

 

[Archie_tect]

Is he Nimble?

 

[TVC]

RM, I know you say your mother made you a homosexual. If I gave her the wool, would she make me one?

 

[Oxo]

Could I have one in technicolour?

 

[Keith Oates]

Have you drunk to much beer?