Answer a question with a question.

[TheDoctor]

Is this still going?

 

[colly]

Can you imagine it ever stopping?

 

[tyred]

Are the brake lights working?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Noooo! Can you get them fixed pronto?

 

[Oxo]

What's your favourite panto?

 

[TheDoctor]

What's that coming over the hill?
Is it a monster?

 

[tyred]

Is it Gordon Brown on a Raleigh Chopper?

 

[Oxo]

Is he really wearing lycra?

 

[ACS]

Are you really going out with him?

 

[ACS]

Was it Joe Jackson?

 

[Steve H]

Is that the first sign of madness?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Why does hair grow from old peoples ears?

 

[TVC]

Have you tried Googling it?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

I tried but it snapped off,anymore suggestions?

 

[Archie_tect]

Have you tried knitting it?