Answer a question with a question.

[Keith Oates]

Do you fall often?

 

[asterix]

Is that the first time Keith Oates has ever posted without an exclamation mark? In how many years?

 

[Steve H]

Is that the first time asterix has commented on Keith's exclamation marks?

 

[tyred]

Has anyone seen my steam iron?

 

[Oxo]

What's that coming out of your ears?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Oi! Are you listening?

 

[ACS]

Who said that?

 

[tyred]

Have you lost the batteries for your hearing aid?

 

[guitarpete247]

Can you ride tandem?

Avez vous a cuppa?

 

[Steve H]

Shouldn't that be "un cuppa"?

 

[perplexed]

Is that related to "Um Bongo" of the Congo?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Are you still married to your sister?

 

[perplexed]

Do you not think it saves time by not chasing other peoples sisters?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Are you still perplexed by this?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Do you want to borrow it, Rocky me old mate?