Answer a question with a question.

[tyred]

Does the dog in the window wag it's tail?

 

[Paulus]

is a dog really only for Christmas?

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Will I get kissed under the mistletoe?

 

[Archie_tect]

Isn't that rather a long time to wait?

 

[perplexed]

Isn't mistletoe out of season at the moment?

 

[Archie_tect]

How many shopping days to Christmas?

 

[Risex4]

Isn't it a bit early to be thinking about that?

 

[Archie_tect]

...and Christmas?

 

[perplexed]

What do you buy the man who has everything?

 

[Keith Oates]

Isn't that a bit 'old hat' now?

 

[Archie_tect]

Isn't it better to give rather than receive?

 

[tyred]

Does anyone want to buy an old trilby?

 

[Archie_tect]

Size?

 

[tyred]

How big is your head?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Is that you walking down the street wearing wearing a leopard print thong,a pair of flip flops with socks whilst holding an umbrella shaped as a frog?