Answer a question with a question.

[tyred]

Can't you just google it?

 

[Archie_tect]

Isn't that why he was charged the first time?

 

[KEEF]

Did the suspect confess?

 

[tyred]

Did he build up a static charge from walking across the nylon carpet?

 

[classic33]

Why would he build up a static charge walking across a carpet?

 

[MickyMickster]

Isn't that obvious ?

 

[classic33]

Should it be?

 

[KEEF]

If you can't tell me who will?

 

[classic33]

What do you want to know?

 

[ComedyPilot]

Has anyone heard from Broken Flipflop?

 

[tyred]

Why don't you check and see if the cobbler has mended him yet?

 

[classic33]

How would a cobbler mend a flipflop?

 

[tyred]

Is there anything that can't be fixed with a hammer, WD40, cable ties and superglue?

 

[Archie_tect]

Is the answer to the question 'yes' or 'no'?

 

[classic33]

Yes & No, which do you want?