Answer a question with a question.

[welsh dragon]

It should have died don't you think?

 

[Archie_tect]

Heavy irony, as big as an elephant...

 

[welsh dragon]

?

 

[ianrauk]

& the mysterions?

 

[KEEF]

Why would they? answer me that

 

[tyred]

Why shouldn't they?

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

The rumours of the death of this thread were exaggerated were they not?

 

[classic33]

What rumours?

 

[tyred]

Is that knocking noise coming from inside the coffin?

 

[classic33]

Who knocks these days?

 

[ianrauk]

Knocks?

 

[tyred]

Don't you have a doorbell?

 

[hopless500]

Why? Do you??

 

[tyred]

Can I get one that tells the caller to "please fark off and leave me in peace?"

 

[Longshot]

How much are you willing to pay for it?