Answer a question with a question.

[Archie_tect]

Anybody seen my bike?

 

[TVC]

Where did you leave it?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

I left it in the fridge and now it's gone, have you eaten it all?

 

[Archie_tect]

All except the grease nipples... want one?

 

[tyred]

Grease nipples? Isn't it easier to lube with WD40?

 

[TVC]

Are you some kind of slippery customer?

 

[on the road]

Will you be entering the winter olympics?

 

[Oxo]

Will I have to get my skates on to make the team?

 

[tyred]

What happens if you go over a cattle grid on roller skates?

 

[Keith Oates]

Don't you know that is a silly thing to do?

 

[Archie_tect]

He does now.... anyone know how to get cow spit off lycra?

 

[on the road]

Where you playing with the cows?

 

[Archie_tect]

Wasn't it Tyred that you heard screaming lying prone on the cattle grid?

 

[tyred]

Would it have been better to wear a helmet?

 

[Archie_tect]

Clothes would have been better?