Answer a question with a question.

[TVC]

Is that battery charged?

 

[on the road]

Do you need a jump start?

 

[TVC]

Did you think you had killed this thread?

 

[on the road]

It's back then?

 

[Archie_tect]

Here all week?

 

[TVC]

Hear what?

 

[tyred]

What did you say? My ears are ringing.

 

[on the road]

Are you going to answer them?

 

[Archie_tect]

Hello, is that the National Deaf Telephone User's Complaints' Desk?

 

[Oxo]

Do you want milk or cream?

 

[tyred]

What about the cholesterol?

 

[Peter Armstrong]

If people from Poland are called Poles, why
aren't people from Holland called Holes?

 

[Peter Armstrong]

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does
that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

 

[Peter Armstrong]

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would
be if it didn't zigzag?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Wow, go Peter Armstrong......Have you posted at international level before?