Answer a question with a question.

[TVC]

Was that you playing pool with Harry?

 

[Archie_tect]

Harry the Spyder?

 

[Keith Oates]

Where did he spy her?

 

[tyred]

How many shopping days until Christmas?

 

[Archie_tect]

How many would you like [opens drawer]?

 

[tyred]

Could you write me a cheque to cover the costs?

 

[Archie_tect]

What's your fax number?

 

[Oxo]

Do you want the original or a copy?

 

[tyred]

Will you send the original registered post?

 

[Archie_tect]

It's awful heavy, would you accept a 2x2 instead?

 

[Oxo]

Is a 2x2 more acceptable than a 4x4?

 

[on the road]

Is it a sqared car?

 

[Oxo]

Could you go on a circular tour in a square car?

 

[Chappy]

Will the square car go through the circle hole ??

 

[on the road]

Who made the hole?