Answer a question with a question.

[Leedsbusdriver]

Is it because men are from Mars and women are from Venus?

 

[on the road]

Is the Mars Curiosity Rover looking for Hitler?

 

[Oxo]

Is Mars a waste of space?

 

[Archie_tect]

Is there anybody out there....listening?

 

[tyred]

Did someone say something?

 

[Keith Oates]

Did you hear something?

 

[tyred]

Who's making all that racket?

 

[tyred]

Am I not allowed to practice my bagpipes?

 

[Archie_tect]

Shouldn't you be playing them though?

 

[Rickshaw Phil]

Do we really want to know?

 

[tyred]

You mean you don't know?

 

[Oxo]

Isn't it bare faced cheek to ask a question like that?

 

[Archie_tect]

Would we believe it anyway?

 

[tyred]

Would he tell lies?

 

[Oxo]

Can we please get to the bottom of this?