Answer a question with a question.

[Oxo]

Don't you think that is the trouble with this thread, somebody is always asking a question?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

That's an interesting question, can i think about it and get back to you?

 

[tyred]

What was the question again?

 

[Oxo]

Have you thought about taking your fingers out of your ears?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Pardon, what did you say?

 

[tyred]

Why don't you switch on your hearing aid?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Is it the wind blowing between your ears?

 

[tyred]

Is there anything between your ears?

 

[Archie_tect]

Of course there is, otherwise wouldn't everyone hear the sea?

 

[Archie_tect]

So that's why you weren't answering?

 

[Archie_tect]

Out loud?

 

[on the road]

Wasn't Hitler from Mars?

 

[tyred]

Did Hitler like Mars Bars?

 

[on the road]

Did he have to make them himself?

 

[tyred]

Why didn't he get his wife to make them?