Answer a question with a question.

[stephyt]

How do you know its brown?

 

[tyred]

Who sat on my bar of Dairy Milk?

 

[stephyt]

You crying over your squashed chocolate bar?

 

[tyred]

Don't you realise it cost 68p?

 

[Oxo]

How much would it cost at the pound shop?

 

[shouldbeinbed]

which pound shop?

 

[on the road]

Arn't they all the same?

 

[tyred]

Is the 60 piece socket set from Poundland good value for money?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

You got a problem with your nuts?

 

[on the road]

Have you tried WD40 on them?

 

[tyred]

Is WD40 a lubricant?

 

[on the road]

Is a lubricant what you need?

 

[TVC]

Were you a real hep cat in those days?

 

[Oxo]

Aren't U2 young to remember the 80's

 

[on the road]

Should I take that as a complement?