Answer a question with a question.

[defy-one]

How deep is your pocket?

 

[Oxo]

How deep should a hole be before you stop digging?

 

[Rickshaw Phil]

What's going in the hole?

 

[PaulB]

How many legs does a one-eyed chicken have if the post doesn't come on a Wednesday?

 

[Night Train]

Does post still come on a Wednesday?

 

[Oxo]

Is Wednesday a red letter day?

 

[PaulB]

So you punch a five-year old girl in the face and while she's on the floor crying, you run off with her wheelchair and people think YOU'RE in the wrong? Are they mad?

 

[Rickshaw Phil]

Have you started early on the alcohol?

 

[Oxo]

Is the sun over the yardarm?

 

[TonyEnjoyD]

How early is "early" ?

 

[on the road]

Does it have something to do with time of day?

 

[Oxo]

Don't you just take one day at a time?

 

[tyred]

Where do I take it?

 

[Rickshaw Phil]

Would it like a walk round the park?

 

[Oxo]

Isn't 24 hours a bit long for a walk in the park?