Answer a question with a question.

[Keith Oates]

Why, is there a new clip that's worth watching?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Have you seen the bulldog clip?

 

[tyred]

Is Rocky using it to hold the door mirror on his Yugo?

 

[on the road]

Is a yugo a Dinky?

 

[Oxo]

Will it fit in a matchbox?

 

[MissTillyFlop]

Will it fit in a matchbox?

Is that a regular little matchbox or a cook's matchbox?

 

[perplexed]

Swann Vesta or Captain Web?

 

[tyred]

Why would a swan want matches?

 

[Oxo]

Strike a light - do you really need to ask a question like that?

 

[tyred]

But wouldn't they get damp in the water?

 

[tyred]

Which brand do swans smoke?

 

[on the road]

Don't swans smoke grass?

 

[tyred]

Is it bad for their health?

 

[TheDoctor]

Wouldn't their matches get wet?

 

[perplexed]

Matches? Do swans mate for life?