Answer a question with a question.

[tyred]

But was the dog sitting in a chair reading a newspaper and smoking a pipe?

 

[on the road]

Was it a woodbine?

 

[Archie_tect]

Isn't it more like a Short haired Fox Terrier?

 

[ianrauk]

are we talking dogs now?

 

[stephyt]

werent we talking about cupboards?

 

[tyred]

Is there any food in the cupboard?

 

[Archie_tect]

Is this a continuous time loop and can I get off?

 

[tyred]

Can you accelerate to 88mph?

 

[on the road]

On a woodbine?

 

[tyred]

Can you light a Woodbine while travelling at 88mph while riding a motorbike?

 

[Archie_tect]

Now who's being silly? ... no-one can travel that fast, it just isn't possible.

 

[tyred]

Anyone want to borrow my Bugatti Veyron? Just don't crash it.

 

[TVC]

What colour is it?

 

[on the road]

Is he still alive?

 

[musa]

Or do you prefer road kill?