Answer a question with a question.

[tyred]

Do you want one too?

 

[tyred]

Can you fry slugs?

 

[Archie_tect]

Yes, but why, just ....why?

 

[Archie_tect]

Ah, you must have visited yesterday... now "The Fat Slug"?

 

[ianrauk]

getting a bit heated in here isn't it?

 

[tyred]

Could someone open a window?

 

[Archie_tect]

Yes, but can you wipe it first?

 

[tyred]

Are you worried about flu germs?

 

[Oxo]

Was that a germ that flew through the open window?

 

[ianrauk]

Well is someone gonna swat it?

 

[musa]

We could just zapp it right?

 

[tyred]

Will I whack it with a rolled up Daily Mail or will that cause cancer?

 

[stephyt]

cant u whack it with the daily star instead?

 

[musa]

Your not in bed with Murdoch are you?

 

[stephyt]

would u be jealous?