Answer a question with a question.

[tyred]

Didn't the fat lady go on a diet?

 

[tyred]

How many lb did she lose?

 

[stephyt]

doesn't a lorry weigh tonnes ?

 

[tyred]

Does a tonne of feathers weigh more than a ton of coal?

 

[musa]

Surely, they weigh the same?

 

[musa]

who?

 

[tyred]

Was he so heavy that he caused the tower to lean?

 

[musa]

Or do you have a fat fetish?

 

[tyred]

Anyone want a pork pie?

 

[perplexed]

Is that rhyming slang?

 

[stephyt]

rhyming slang for what ?

 

[tyred]

Have you got a dog and bone?

 

[stephyt]

is the dog eating a bone?

 

[tyred]

Did Mother Hubbard find it in the cupboard?

 

[Archie_tect]

If she did was it bare?