Answer a question with a question.

[colly]

Black or white?

 

[tyred]

Do you want sugar?

 

[uphillstruggler]

why do i bother?

 

[tyred]

Anyone want a beer instead of a coffee? Finest Tesco own brand dishwater.

 

[uphillstruggler]

is that last sentence a question or a statement?

 

[ianrauk]

Jack Daniels, Cachaca Brazillian Gold or Flensburger Dunkel... all on my desk.. what shall I partake?

 

[uphillstruggler]

why not have one of each?

 

[tyred]

Have you got any Bushmills?

 

[jonny jeez]

do you love me?

 

[tyred]

Do you expect me to answer that?

 

[oliglynn]

Is the pope Catholic?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Is the pope a nazi?

 

[Shaun]

No he isn't, but are you suggesting that the Church is an evil empire and the pope is like maybe Darth Vader or something?

 

[ianrauk]

Is this getting rather heavy maaaan?

 

[Shaun]

So are you saying it is heavy, or it's getting heavy?