Answer a question with a question.

[Pat "5mph"]

Are we there yet?

 

[col]

You gonna try sometime?

 

[Archie_tect]

I did once... can you smell burning?

 

[col]

Is that you?

 

[Archie_tect]

Er, no... [cough]...was what me?

 

[col]

You sure?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Does my bum look big in this?

 

[Archie_tect]

Are you comparing it in isolation or to everything else?

 

[subaqua]

do sheep have beef curtains or mutton blinds?

 

[Silver Fox]

Do otters have pockets ?

 

[Steve H]

"Do otters have pockets?". What sort of a question is that?

 

[Ajay]

What do Beavers have?

 

[colly]

Are you all mad?

 

[cd365]

Are we all crazy?

 

[tyred]

Who's calling me mad?