Answer a question with a question.

[Leedsbusdriver]

How much do you have to weigh before you become heavy?

 

[Shaun]

I don't know, but can pigeons swim?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Has anyone ever seen a baby pigeon?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Soft or hard boiled ?

 

[CopperCyclist]

Don't you read Wickepedia?

Is that the correct spelling?

 

[colly]

Do you really want to know?

 

[Archie_tect]

Do you ghost write Culture Club song lyrics?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Do you really want to hurt me?

 

[colly]

You have to ask?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

I have to ask,why does it always rain on me?

 

[NormanD]

do you really want to know?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Could i teach the world to sing?

 

[Archie_tect]

Is it because I lied when I was seventeen?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Can you remember being seventeen?

 

[TVC]

Can you remember last week?