Alarming words

[ColinJ]

This all took place at "The General", what they now call the Royal?

No, that was on a family visit to the Midlands. (Northampton.)

 

[classic33]

No, that was on a family visit to the Midlands. (Northampton.)

You should be safer here, possibly.

 

[ColinJ]

You should be safer here, possibly.

I'm hoping not to test any more NHS facilities in the next 20 years or so.

(That has probably jinxed me - Covid-19, here I come! )

 

[slowmotion]

From a hospital doctor..... "Please! Can you just try and relax...…"

It's usually preceded by "This may be a little uncomfortable."

 

[Seevio]

Oops.

This is made worse if the person saying it is wearing surgical/safety gear.

 

[biggs682]

Did you make this ?

 

[Andy in Germany]

Beautiful Daughter:

"I've got an idea..."

 

[anothersam]

“We’re not entirely sure what this is on your scan.” More or less what my father was told a few weeks ago. Now they know, and it’s not good.

 

[swee'pea99]

“We’re not entirely sure what this is on your scan.” More or less what my father was told a few weeks ago. Now they know, and it’s not good.

Reminds me of when I came back from my latest trip to the oncologists and said to my wife "Just once I'd like to go in and not have them start with 'Well, it's not quite what we'd hoped....'"

Hope things turn out ok for your dad.

 

[postman]

"Dad, why's there water dripping from the ceiling?"

Yes we have had that one.Water was running through the lighting in the kitchen ceiling.Daughter had just had a bath pulled the plug and hey presto.I took the bath panel off and the pipe work had separated,all for the wont of two brush strokes of glue.One or two jobs done by that firm annoyed me.Well i glued it up.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Mate, your house is on fire

 

[Sharky]

Go straight to jail


Do not pass Go

 

[Hugh Manatee]

I have some good news and some bad news.

The good news is that we've named a disease after you...

 

[i hate hills]

i'm pregnant.....

 

[Ming the Merciless]

i'm pregnant.....

Congratulations