In more innocent times it used to be "You will just feel a little prick..." but the nursing training must have changed because they all say 'scratch' now!
Ha ha - I can vouch for that. I have to have regular blood tests to make sure that I am getting the correct dose of warfarin. For the first few years this required a venous sample. (Nowadays, thankfully, they use a machine which only requires a drop of blood from a fingerprick. Er, fingerscratch...?)
Most nurses are very good at it and it doesn't hurt too much but one in particular was bloody awful... (pun intended!). The needle went in and it really did hurt. A LOT! Then it hurt some more. And more still. After a few more stabs, I couldn't take it any more...
CJ: "What are you doing? That hurts a lot!"
Nurse: "Sorry, I can't find the vein..."
Stab, stab, stab, twist and stab, pull out, restab, restab and retwist...
I started to go a bit whoozy...
CJ: "STOP! If you carry on using me as a human pincushion then I will probably end up fain..."
And then I DID! I came round with the now anxious stabber, another nurse, and a hastily summoned GP fussing over me. I got put in a wheelchair and shipped off to a side room to recover.
I was very nervous for the next few blood tests but most of the nurses knew what they were doing and/or were wearing their glasses so they could see what they were doing. But then I got nurse stabber again. Maybe she had just been unlucky to miss the vein last time...?
But no... Stab, stab, stab, twist and stab, pull out, restab, restab and retwist...
FFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I became like Pavlov's dog on tests after that. A sigh of relief if it were a different nurse, but heart pounding and a dry mouth as soon as nurse stabber appeared!