Dogtrousers
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What a fun country - vive la difference!
p.s. is this actually true; "Refusing to let a stranger use your toilet" is a crime in Scotland [source The Scotsman] ??
A bit of googling to check the veracity of this lead me to a hilarious thread on a message board: https://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/discussion/2852970/do-i-have-to-let-someone-in-to-use-my-toilet
I let a stranger into my flat. He came to my door desperate for the toilet and, being the nice person i am, I have let him in. Problem is this was an hour ago and he's been in there since then, stinking the place up.
I shouted through the door to see if he was ok and he said to leave him alone he was on the toilet *which he clearly is*. I replied that this is my bloody flat and I was trying to do him a favour and he is now saying that I had no choice and by law I had to let him in.
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he is running a bath!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! should i call the police or is it my own fault for inviting him in?
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and so on