- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54

Are you are going to put those small offcuts of about a dozen different designs into a large top hat?
Abracadabra !

So, dear reader, what do you do with the spare material and off cuts that have accumulated from different projects?
Why, you make another shirt of course.
Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you The Shirt That Went Wong!
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What a vivid imagination you have. At least you don't have to worry about anything matching!
The 'fancyback' shirt (plain collar, cuffs and front, with back, yoke, and sleeves in different prints ... ) was what got me into men's shirtmaking some years ago when I was frankly shocked at the prices being asked for such things - and the price my SO was seriously considering paying for one!
I have learned a lot doing this, having never done anything like it before a few weeks ago, not least of which is how long it takes! I’d never be able to make a living out of it, just at minimum wage that shirt would cost nearly 200 quid in man hours alone!
I have learned a lot doing this, having never done anything like it before a few weeks ago, not least of which is how long it takes! I’d never be able to make a living out of it, just at minimum wage that shirt would cost nearly 200 quid in man hours alone!
Having finally found a knitting group which doesn't discriminate against those of us who use machines, two prospective new members said this morning 'oh look a knitting machine, that's cheating'.
I am afraid I turned round (yes they said it loudly behind my back) looked them up and down and said loudly, 'How did you get here this morning?'
'On the bus' they replied, looking puzzled at the question.
'Why did you use a machine to get here when your legs appear to function perfectly well? Did you sew all your clothes by hand or did you buy them? Why is that not cheating but using a knitting machine is?'
They were clearly nonplussed, maybe they only meant it as a joke - probably they did - but I am sick of 'jokes' at the expense of others (in this case myself). I happen to greatly enjoy using a knitting machine, and would use it regardless - but I would love to be able to knit by hand again without exacerbating the damage wrought by a combination of old injuries and old age ...
Disappointed - but no-one else remarked on my outburst as everyone else is aware that using a machine is very far from cheating and in fact can be quite a steep learning curve - the group organiser herself is trying to learn how to use one as she has ME and can only knit by hand for short periods.
Thanks for letting me whinge!