A pavement parking odyssey

[Drago]

I"shut up and don't make me get out and put you on your a**e" from her passenger.

To which I respond by flexing my lats and replying, "come on then, I double dare you!"

Then, when I've stared them down, I'll start making chicken noises just to really pith them off.

One of the advantages of being a big disreputable looking meathead is thay never follow through and try to cash cheques their gob has written in haste.

 

[grldtnr]

Grltdnr for president!

Awww! Shucks !!! Geez thanks for that Drags!
Best go and get me some orange paint and a very long red tie.

 

[Drago]

Awww! Shucks !!! Geez thanks for that Drags!
Best go and get me some orange paint and a very long red tie.

Some kind of tariff against pavement parkers?

 

[Badger_Boom]

To which I respond by flexing my lats and replying, "come on then, I double dare you!"

Then, when I've stared them down, I'll start making chicken noises just to really pith them off.

One of the advantages of being a big disreputable looking meathead is thay never follow through and try to cash cheques their gob has written in haste.

I did tell her to "be my guest" but the offer wasn't taken up. Mind you, as Mrs BB deduced, I did start the exchange sounding like an exasperated John le Mesurier so that might have been a factor.

 

[Juan Kog]

I didn’t realise popping out to the village shop for milk could be so hazardous.

 

[Drago]

I'd have nipped home to Don my studded leather Judas Priest outfit, and then squeezed up the inside.

 

[C R]

I'd have nipped home to Don my studded leather Judas Priest outfit, and then squeezed up the inside.

I've been known to do that -squeeze past-but with my normal jacket. The unfortunate thing when I do that is that the zip tends to snag and drag along the paint. There must be some kind of quantum force that causes it.

 

[C R]

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I didn’t realise popping out to the village shop for milk could be so hazardous.

I have heard that Worcester City Council will issue parking fines based on photos like that.

 

[Juan Kog]

I'd have nipped home to Don my studded leather Judas Priest outfit, and then squeezed up the inside.

@Drago if you squeezed by on the inside , it’s only a small car it would tip over on its side .

 

[Juan Kog]

I have heard that Worcester City Council will issue parking fines based on photos like that.

Unfortunately Hertfordshire CC has a more liberal approach to pavement parking

 

[Drago]

@Drago if you squeezed by on the inside , it’s only a small car it would tip over on its side .

I'd like a go at trying to lift it on to it's side.

 

[grldtnr]

Some kind of tariff against pavement parkers?

No ,In reference to some gormless twizzle stick being made Prez a 2nd time , I cannot wait for some serious gaffery a second time round.
But I am not that man

 

[Drago]

Well, it makes no odds to me. If I see Air Force 1 parked on the pavement I'll give the owner a piece of my mind.

 

[PeteXXX]

Not on a pavement but I'm sure they will when they see one 😵‍💫

 

[matticus]

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There are exemptions for Teletubbies, doncha know.