So i woke up on the floor and it was pitch black...where the **** am i...Anyhow stumbled around in the dark groping at the walls and damn i need a leak, so nothing for it but take a long urgent satisfying bladder emptying...aaaahhh!
Feeling along the wall i found a light switch eureka! put it on....i was in my mothers living room on xmas day..... Hark the Herald Angels pee tra la