1000 Cycling Questions

[Baggy]

That's a bog standard question...

Why do Park Tools make pizza cutters and bottle openers but not toilet roll holders? It's a rip off.

Boom tish!
Actually, they used to make toilet roll holders.

 

[Dayvo]

Boom tish!
Actually, they used to make toilet roll holders.

When their name was spelt backwards! Not a good marketing name, though!

 

[Bigtallfatbloke]

why do I think in metres, kilometres and centimetres but cannot understand kilos?

Why hasnt osama bin laden found George bush yet?

Why do drivers think it's crucial to reach the junction before the cyclist?

Why do I always miss th ecycle gear sale at aldi?

..even when I dont need cycle gear from aldi?

Should I sell a few guitars and buy more bikes?

What did cyclists ever do before the internet?

 

[NickM]

Oh, why am I so beautiful?

 

[rich p]

Oh, why am I so beautiful?

Has NickM been on the prozac again?

 

[Twenty Inch]

Has NickM been on the prozac again?

No, he's a recumbent rider, they're always a little superior.

 

[Flyingfox]

Are White shorts inappropriate before the 9pm watershed?

Should white shorts only be worn at Wimbledon?

 

[itisaboutthebike]

Why is WD40 isn't the best all round bicycle lubricant