1000 Cycling Questions

[Aperitif]

Which dictionary should I use when determining the spelling of words like aggrandizement?

(Over to you DG! )

"Friends, romans, countrymen, lens me your ears"

 

[Disgruntled Goat]

Which dictionary should I use when determining the spelling of words like aggrandizement?

(Over to you DG! )

An English one (or if you insist a British one) rather than an American one.

'Aggrandisement', even.

 

[magnatom]

An English one (or if you insist a British one) rather than an American one.

'Aggrandisement', even.

I thought I'd leave that little tease in for you to see if you'd pick it up

 

[just jim]

Is a strong secondary position the same as a weak primary position?

 

[Danny]

Suggest you try to get hold of a copy of the "Bonj Booking Of Riding A Bike" which is currently circulating amongst forum members.

This will provide all the answers you need.

 

[Bigtallfatbloke]

why oh why cant manufacturers agree on a standard way to size bike frames?

Do i really look good in this?

when will the wind stop?

Why doesnt my crappy computer ever work?

What do i say when I have one of those clipless moments?

Why is riding clipped referred to as clipless?

When will I ever get fit?

 

[Leadlegs]

When I'm riding along, are my wheels turning clockwise or anticlockwise and does this reverse for the southern hemisphere?

 

[Dayvo]

And if you ride 'ON' the equator, are your wheels actually rotating?

 

[Bigtallfatbloke]

Why do I lust after bikes I cant afford?

Why does the wife think the car is a must but my bike is an expensive hobby?

Why hasn't anybody invented the self cleaning cassette? (or have they?)

Why is there still no such thing as a genuinely waterproof and breathable material that doesnt make you sweat more than it is raining?

Why does my bike always break on a friday so I have to wait until monday to get it fixed?

Why do I know what the dumbass driver is going to do before it even thinks about it?

 

[Kovu]

How can you justify having more then one bike to mates?

How much should you spend?

How long does it take for this cycling doo-daa to take up your money?

How long should you ride for?

Why support your LBS and not your big high end shop?

 

[rich p]

Where does your lap go when you stand up?

 

[gavintc]

Why do people log into a cycle chat forum, ask a question and never return to continue the dialogue?

 

[just jim]

How many hours of internet research into crank length must you do before deciding that it's not really worth worrying about because even though your cranks are too long, life is too short.

 

[Bigtallfatbloke]

How many potholes does it take to fill the albert hall?

 

[Bigtallfatbloke]

Hydrogen and Oxygen are both weightless gases so why is water so bloody heavy?