You're in a lift, on your own, and there's a mirror

[Jezston]

Check my hair - not because I'm incredibly vain but because my hair has a habit of going a bit mental if not attended to regularly.

Ok i am terribly vain, but then I am impossibly handsome.

 

[surfdude]

check and see if my beer belly had got any smaller . then turn away with a tear in my eye because i know it has n t

 

[Baggy]

Check my hair, then pull a D. P. Gumby expression.

 

[Speicher]

I editted this post several times, knowing that putting "press the buttons so that I arrive at the correct floor" would encourage certain people.

Fnaar ... really.. is that all you can say?

 

[Speicher]

I know, I know, I should not encourage him.

 

[biggs682]

check for any imperfections

 

[Yellow Fang]

Squeeze out some blackheads on my nose.

 

[ianrauk]

I would make sure the mirrors are clean...

 

[Night Train]

Apart from inadvertantly noticing my increasingly grey hair I tend to do nothing untoward as the lifts at work have cameras in them.

 

[XmisterIS]

It makes no odds to me, I'm a vampire ...

 

[Bimble]

It makes no odds to me, I'm a vampire ...

 

[Silver Fox]

Check my appearance and convince myself that greying hair and chiselled, rugged good looks are all part of a blokes maturing process

 

[ventoux50]

Squeeze a zit and make a mess of the mirror.

 

[dellzeqq]

I would make sure the mirrors are clean...

he would. He really would.....